Stay On Earth (Tampa, FL) or Save Humankind (move to Colorado)?

Last night I watched Interstellar, that movie starring Matthew McConaughey and no one else important. Except for Matt Damon who made an unimpressive appearance, and Michael Caine who played the bad guy. But McConaughey’s accent was who I showed up for. I could listen to that man read a phone book for goodness sake. Anyway. …